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Peppa lets the F-word slip from her mouth at breakfast, and is banned from going to the new theme park. She then swears everywhere she goes...
- (Peppa and her family are eating breakfast)
- Peppa: What a nice day to go and f**k around!
- (Mummy Pig hears the word and drops the plate she was cleaning onto the floor)
- Mummy Pig: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!
- Peppa: Nothing!
- Mummy Pig: I heard what you just said! Just for that, we're not taking you to the new theme park.
- Peppa: (falls backwards into a faint) OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
- (At playgroup...)
- Peppa: When I grow up I want to be a firef**ker!
- Madame Gazelle: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY, YOU NAUGHTY PIG?!?!?
- Peppa: I said, when I grow up I want to f**k fires!
- (Shortly, Peppa is shown the door - she has been expelled from playgroup. Mummy Pig is on the phone to Madame Gazelle)
- Mummy Pig: Oh my goodness, Peppa did WHAT?!?!
- Madame Gazelle: She's been using curse words in my classroom! We simply cannot keep her here any longer!
- (Mummy Pig slams down the phone and glares at Peppa)
- Mummy Pig: PEPPAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- (Peppa has been sent to her room. Later tonight, her excessive swearing is keeping the whole house awake)
- Peppa: F**k! Sh*t! C*nt! P*nis! B*st*rd! B*tch! W*nker!
- Mummy Pig: SHUT UP!!! WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!!!