Eating a Door for Thankschristmas

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Eating a Door for Thankschristmas is a nonsense song by Luxembourger racing driver Laurent Winckel written during his time in mental hospital, the main reason the lyrics are nonsense and uses made up words.


  • Today's quite a special day,
  • For my mum squirts paste into lambs' throats
  • And gouges the eyes out, to sit on them
  • With the blood a special remedy for mumps
  • Ohhh, I'm eating a door for Thankschristmas
  • While my dad ties a knot in his intestines
  • And my mum builds coffins in the night
  • 'Cos she loves to say "Life is clipnotshopflight"!
  • One day when I sat on the roof
  • Of my family eeeeeee home
  • "I'll have it my way" I said.
  • "When I say taaaa-raaaa to my mum's crappy work!"
  • Ohhh, I'm eating a door for Thankschristmas
  • When Luxembourger burgers are edible
  • 'Cos they're used to build tombstones
  • YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! My mum's a pervert!
  • Oh, April, April,
  • The greatest luv of my Bene-bene-benelux life
  • She's a brunette, that I know
  • But she comes from En-ger-luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUHHHHHH!!!
  • OHHHHHHHHH, I'm eating a door for Thankschristmas!!! YEUH!!!