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Postman Pat's dad is really giving him a hard time...until PC Selby shows up and arrests him - his first arrest in years.
- (Postman Pat has crashed his van into a lamppost - his dad is not happy)
- Pat's dad: See what you've done, Patrick?
- Pat: B-b-but, Dad, I was driving sensibly...
- Pat's dad: YOU DROVE LIKE AN IDIOT!!!
- (PC Selby hears the commotion from inside his panda car)
- Pat's dad: YOU'RE A STUPID DRIVER AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!!
- PC Selby: What's going on here, then?
- Pat's dad: YOU TWITTY, DUMB, CARELESS, STUPID, BRAINLESS NINCOMPOOP!!!!!!!!!!!
- (Pat begins to cry as PC Selby arrives)
- PC Selby: Pat's dad, I presume?
- Pat's dad: GRR! Yes!
- (PC Selby handcuffs Pat's dad)
- PC Selby: You're under arrest!
- Pat's dad: W-w-what?!