Dad Disaster

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Postman Pat's dad is really giving him a hard time...until PC Selby shows up and arrests him - his first arrest in years.

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  • (Postman Pat has crashed his van into a lamppost - his dad is not happy)
  • Pat's dad: See what you've done, Patrick?
  • Pat: B-b-but, Dad, I was driving sensibly...
  • Pat's dad: YOU DROVE LIKE AN IDIOT!!!
  • (PC Selby hears the commotion from inside his panda car)
  • Pat's dad: YOU'RE A STUPID DRIVER AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!!
  • PC Selby: What's going on here, then?
  • Pat's dad: YOU TWITTY, DUMB, CARELESS, STUPID, BRAINLESS NINCOMPOOP!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (Pat begins to cry as PC Selby arrives)
  • PC Selby: Pat's dad, I presume?
  • Pat's dad: GRR! Yes!
  • (PC Selby handcuffs Pat's dad)
  • PC Selby: You're under arrest!
  • Pat's dad: W-w-what?!