Eating a Door for Thankschristmas

Eating a Door for Thankschristmas is a nonsense song by Luxembourger racing driver Laurent Winckel written during his time in mental hospital, the main reason the lyrics are nonsense and uses made up words.

Lyrics

 * Today's quite a special day,
 * For my mum squirts paste into lambs' throats
 * And gouges the eyes out, to sit on them
 * With the blood a special remedy for mumps


 * Ohhh, I'm eating a door for Thankschristmas
 * While my dad ties a knot in his intestines
 * And my mum builds coffins in the night
 * 'Cos she loves to say "Life is clipnotshopflight"!


 * One day when I sat on the roof
 * Of my family eeeeeee home
 * "I'll have it my way" I said.
 * "When I say taaaa-raaaa to my mum's crappy work!"


 * Ohhh, I'm eating a door for Thankschristmas
 * When Luxembourger burgers are edible
 * 'Cos they're used to build tombstones
 * YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! My mum's a pervert!


 * Oh, April, April,
 * The greatest luv of my Bene-bene-benelux life
 * She's a brunette, that I know
 * But she comes from En-ger-luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUHHHHHH!!!


 * OHHHHHHHHH, I'm eating a door for Thankschristmas!!! YEUH!!!