Dad Disaster

Postman Pat's dad is really giving him a hard time...until PC Selby shows up and arrests him - his first arrest in years.

Transcript

 * (Postman Pat has crashed his van into a lamppost - his dad is not happy)
 * Pat's dad: See what you've done, Patrick?
 * Pat: B-b-but, Dad, I was driving sensibly...
 * Pat's dad: YOU DROVE LIKE AN IDIOT!!!
 * (PC Selby hears the commotion from inside his panda car)
 * Pat's dad: YOU'RE A STUPID DRIVER AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!!
 * PC Selby: What's going on here, then?
 * Pat's dad: YOU TWITTY, DUMB, CARELESS, STUPID, BRAINLESS NINCOMPOOP!!!!!!!!!!!
 * (Pat begins to cry as PC Selby arrives)
 * PC Selby: Pat's dad, I presume?
 * Pat's dad: GRR! Yes!
 * ''(PC Selby handcuffs Pat's dad)
 * PC Selby: You're under arrest!
 * Pat's dad: W-w-what?!