RandomiciNews: Man survives Renge encounter

21 April 2013

A BRITISH MAN was lucky enough to survive an encounter with Renge Houshakuji who tried to destroy his imported Lada Oka which he got from a Vladivostok car dealer.

Percival Duckfeathers, 23, was driving to Tesco's yesterday when the giant Franco-Japanese manageress showed up and began to smash his green Lada.

Duckfeathers had bought the 1990's Russian hatchback from eccentric salesman Karel Kosmanov.