Peppa Swears

Peppa lets the F-word slip from her mouth at breakfast, and is banned from going to the new theme park. She then swears everywhere she goes...

Transcript

 * (Peppa and her family are eating breakfast)
 * Peppa: What a nice day to go and f**k around!
 * ''(Mummy Pig hears the word and drops the plate she was cleaning onto the floor)
 * Mummy Pig: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!
 * Peppa: Nothing!
 * Mummy Pig: I heard what you just said! Just for that, we're not taking you to the new theme park.
 * Peppa: (falls backwards into a faint) OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
 * (At playgroup...)
 * Peppa: When I grow up I want to be a firef**ker!
 * Madame Gazelle: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY, YOU NAUGHTY PIG?!?!?
 * Peppa: I said, when I grow up I want to f**k fires!
 * (Shortly, Peppa is shown the door - she has been expelled from playgroup. Mummy Pig is on the phone to Madame Gazelle)
 * Mummy Pig: Oh my goodness, Peppa did WHAT?!?!
 * Madame Gazelle: She's been using curse words in my classroom! We simply cannot keep her here any longer!
 * ''(Mummy Pig slams down the phone and glares at Peppa)
 * Mummy Pig: PEPPAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * (Peppa has been sent to her room. Later tonight, her excessive swearing is keeping the whole house awake)
 * Peppa: F**k! Sh*t! C*nt! P*nis! B*st*rd! B*tch! W*nker!
 * Mummy Pig: SHUT UP!!! WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!!!