Walter is Rich

Walter is Rich is a story in which Walter the Softy becomes the most popular pupil in school after his father performs certain favours for Dennis the Menace's father.

Plot
Dennis and Gnasher are frolicking in the park when Walter arrives in an aroused mood. He tells Dennis that his daddy has just won a million pounds in the lottery and bought a gold-plated Cadillac. Dennis is shocked at this, and Walter tells everyone at school the next day. Dennis is not happy because everyone is so interested in Walter's wealth that they want to become his best friend. After unexpectedly "meeting" Sir Jimmy Savile in the toilets, he asks his two friends, Curly and Pie-Face, if they want to go out. They tell him that they're going to Walter's house now that he's a millionaire. Dennis gets even more annoyed when Walter writes his fantasies into his invitation list.

At Walter's house, Walter is showing everyone all the stuff he has bought with his million pounds, including a large cuddly teddy bear named Heroin Bill, and a life-size glass statue of his urethra, which he calls "wang of a kind". Dennis gets so excited when Rolf Harris, the leader of the U16 Brigade, arrives that he accidentally knocks the glass statue over, smashing it!!! Walter moans so loudly that he loses his temper with Dennis, and yells the word "you fucking prick! I'm gonna fuck up you piece of shit"! His MILF hears this, and punishes Walter by grounding him forever and sending all the stuff that he had bought with his million pounds to the "Vietnamese Children with Missing Limbs Centre". Walter tries to get Dennis into trouble, but Dennis acts innocent and hits on Walter's hot, sexually frustrated mother.. Walter is sent to his room in disgrace, as his mum thanks Dennis for telling the truth and rewards him by getting on her knees and sharing the wealth of her flute knowledge. Just then, the third U16 member to appear, Stuart Hall, appears, and Dennis passes out due to the former entertainer's chloroform aftershave.

Trivia

 * This is probably related to the Rugrats episode "Chuckie is Rich" because Chaz gets a glass Belgian bun, which Stu accidentally breaks at the end. This is similar to Walter having a glass model of his urethra.
 * Dennis meets all three U16 members in the story (Savile, Harris and Hall).
 * Harris isn't actually a paedophile, and I won't believe it.
 * This story features Walter getting punished at the end, and Dennis is punished in a more BDSM-y way by Walter's mum.
 * Hall is the only SOS member to have a sedating role in the story.